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08:37 am: Neologisms

The Washington Post holds a neologism contest each year … asking readers to supply new meanings for common words. You are welcome to use Google to find the entire list … but a couple reduced me to uncontrolled giggles:

1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

I mean … yes. Also:

4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk..

Originally published at chris.dwan.org. You can comment here or there.



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