I was awakened most horribly this morning.
My cat, Merlot, has a cancer of the jaw. It involves bloody drool.
This morning, I think that she was feeling sick and lonely, so she came and sat on the headboard above me as I slept.
Aaaaaaand she drooled her bloody drool on my face. That was how I woke up this morning. Bloody cat drool to the forehead.
It’s a freak-horror show around here, folks.
In other news, I can pretty much guarantee that the day is going to improve!